This is the take. I grew up with Sheetz and, while most of my loyalty is there, I can appreciate the occasional food item from wawa (and their superior coffee). People who grew up in the Wawa cult that think it’s gas station food par excellence, and there’s just no reasoning with them.

Both have surcharge-free ATMs,…

Matt Nagy - If you’re reading this, here’s Carli Lloyd of the USWNT hitting a clean 55 yarder:

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

I’ve said this before in another swimming post but competitive swimming in all its iterations is kind of bullshit. Having different races for backstroke, butterfly, breaststroke, freestyle, etc has always struck me as ridiculous. Just have established distances and let the athletes swim any way that will get them from…

Like the hit on Hyman Roth: "difficult, not impossible" 

As an Eagles fan growing up in Skins country, AMEN.  Skins fans still act like they’re among the all time great franchise’s while not realizing they probably have 30 more years of suck in front of them.

So looking forward to the 6-10 season that punishes Browns fans for even having hope, much less daring to have swagger.

What are you talking about. There are multiple references. Specifically where it comes from:

I think I’m speaking for all Philadelphians when I say the team’s lawsuit doesn’t hold wudder.

I don’t know why he always acts like it was so hard to save Hyrule. What do you guys think?

“If you stand by this wall behind the chest, drop an item, and then hit Alt+F4 it’ll duplicate in your inventory”

Diablo holds my very first memory of playing with people online. I logged in to town and I asked about a secret cow level. He replied you have to run around a building 3 times and press Alt+F4. After starting the program again, it was at the young age of 12 I realized people online are jerks too.

Which one was yours? 

Sandwich crusts can provide nourishment. 

Referring to Sam Bradford as a pile of discarded sandwich crusts is extremely disrespectful...to sandwich crusts.

The absolute only thing that will ever stand a chance of allowing the teams in less desirable cities to compete with the ones in sexy media capitals is to do away with all limits on the amount of money teams can spend on salaries, both in total and on individuals, so that teams in places like Salt Lake City and…

YMMV, obviously, but those are pretty ugly colors, IMO.  I actually have yet to see a joycon in a color I like.

“Stick to sports!”