Like... chess?

Marcus Hayes is the Philadelphia newspaper equivalent of fellow local irritant Howard Eskin: an annoying blowhard who makes himself the story with staggeringly confrontational hot taeks. He is THAT GUY. There are enough good writers around here that you can just avoid him altogether. He lives for your rage. Don’t…

He took out the table, that’s all that matters.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

EXCEPTION: “Acme” gains a syllable. ACK-uh-mee. But you’re so right on “crowns”, learned that the hard way in college.

I’m debating what’s more impressive, the 8 or so foot shuffles he does before the dribble, or the fact that it’s being called a “step back” when it’s just a lateral jump.

“Byyyy Mennen”

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Claptrap 5 is alive!

Medieval Crimes

Nobody went with Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets??? 

Yes,  That is correct.  Unlike Alabama, the Phillies pay their athletes.

31 home runs, 102 RBI (and now 10 outfield assists) for like $26 million this year.

when in doubt point your finger in the air and hop a couple of times

Underrated and under-discussed: refrigerating (not freezing) candy bars. It’s my favorite way to do both Reese’s Cups and Kit Kats. Especially the former, which become agreeably more solid/less melty, but the change isn’t radical; you still feel like you’re eating the same food.

Frozen Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are heaven. They get that nice frozen taste to it, but the texture still holds up to where you can chew it and you don't risk breaking your teeth taking a bite like other chocolates in the freezer

Was Perd Hapley inspired by Magic Johnson or is it the other way around?

As a lifelong Eagles fan, I just want to let Chiefs fans know that as long as Andy is the coach, it will never get better.
It never gets better.

I would watch the fuck out of that show.