Ben Askren. Obviously.

Thank youuuuuu.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

Thanks! It was a late entry, but glad you enjoyed it!

but runners Andy and Ivan *and especially commentator Patty* are entertaining enough to make this a great run.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Most of Konami’s NES games hold up incredibly well. Say what you will about the Konami of today, you certainly can’t argue that they made some killer games back in the 8 and 16bit eras.

“Philadelphia is the best goddamn city on the planet.”

Okay, confession time...

This is a good ranking. I may move Joust and Assault above the Eliminator, but I think we need to fill out the middle of your list between #4 and #5. Human CannonBall; SwingShot; SnapBack; And SkyTrack all fit comfortably in there. Breakthrough & Conquer and the Pyramid are probably between Atlasphere and The…

If he keeps not hitting with alarming frequency, he’ll keep getting booed with alarming frequency. Not by me, but by many Phillies fans who want to keep that particular worthless flame burning.

“America the Beautiful” is about a thousand times better than “God Bless America”.

I love it when people jump into threads here to declare that the definition everyone else is using for a culinary term is wrong and only their own idiosyncratic definition is actually correct.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.