The first thing I saw was the Star Fleet logo.

As an Eagles fan, I feel confident in predicting this hire will not end well. Of course they never do, but this one may end sooner rather than later.

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

And to make it worse, Donald Brashear won't leave.

Neither Weaver, Cicotte, Swede nor Ray Liotta’s character showed up.

This is the state of many Eagles fans (myself included) this morning:

What’s that? An Andy Reid team looks scary in the regular season? Well start printing up those SB 50 tickets right now.

Gorbachev, His arms open. Reagan and Gorbachev at Tanagra.

Protoman please

Highlander... and Mortal Kombat?

Last year, one Detroit Lions fan tried to clean house by going through the backdoor.

Even after that, Tim is still not checking his email. So I'm helping him out.

No love for the greatest sign of the year?

former Washington Wizard Glen Rice Jr.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Chase Utley responds to NY fans.

Also as a Flyers fan, yes. Yes it is.

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

Michael — This, like the cookout guide, was both informative and fucking hilarious. As someone who was brought up super-Caucasian Catholic, I can’t help but wonder if attending a predominantly black church might have kept me from slipping into agnosticism.