Even in their DOTA 1 form, Techies have always been a toxic, broken champion that:
1.) acts as a global aggro with limited counterplay that makes Teemo look non-toxic, and
2.) renders the rest of your team feeling like they’re playing 4v5.

Easy, just put it on the astros server.

I think the appropriate title for this is .. see my vest?

Snake?

You lost me at that Tumblr name. (Sips whiskey)

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

His brother, restaurateur Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill, Topolobampo, etc.), must be wondering how Skip could go so wrong.

The last straw for me was when they started selling maize dogs at the concession stands.

I tried Skyline chili, this may be an improvement.....

The Vet was the worst baseball stadium of all time.

This is ruthless:

“There’s a difference?”

Fresh sliced potatoes fried in lard, by Mennonites or GTFO!

If you live in Pennsylvania, the potato chip capital of the US, and you insist on buying Lays, you are an idiot who's probably voting for Trump.

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Natty Ice? FOH, Yuengling Lager.

you make good bullet points without any bullet points

It’s like rooting for Sisyphus.

I am convinced, beyond a shadow of doubt, that the Eagles will never, ever win a Super Bowl. Not in my lifetime, not in anyone’s lifetime. They are destined to fail for eternity.

When it comes to Celtics uniforms I have a Bias