Go to Philly, up the hill past Manayunk, and hit any bar in Roxborough.

No - Herpes can pass to others.

I can’t wait until Rhonda takes on Machoke:

“One down, nobody on, bottom of the fifth here at Busch Stadium, as Deadspin Commenter steps up to the plate.”

“The Aristocrats!”

ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, BIRD

What would a video game movie trailer be without some dismissive, hipster asshole mentioning “I’m already not interested” in the first ten seconds, as if he was forcibly conscripted to watch the trailer.

That guy, and I hope he is reading this...can eat my nuts.

He got famous by talking out his ass. I’m not surprised he’s sticking with the formula.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

Old Navy should know that the bloggers at Deadspin don’t want to look like weirdos - they’ll just go with the muumuus.

As a Flyers fan I am elated that Kimmo Timonen will be on the Cup.

Congrats to Kimmo for getting a cup finally.

Maybe they can hire John Farrell to lead them to a 40-57 finish.

What’s a GM supposed to do?

Yasiel...Pug?

Tom you know what happens when you decide to be “unique” with your dog mascot?

Viszlas rule. Here is mine as a pup, appropriately named Rugby.

Wahoo! May I present to you the Virginia Cavalier King Charles Spaniels?

Another very good non-bulldog mascot: