So far in AC series, nothing beat that moments in AC4

Lauren at the 57 minute mark:

Lots and lots of legwork. Also, a springy floor helps a bit.

The judge that didn’t score her a 10:

Maori Davenport can continue to play her senior season until Pike County Circuit Court Judge Sonny Reagan holds a hearing for the case.

More things he has going for him: We already love him in Philly, and he’s got good experience with goalposts. At this point it’s a lost season, so why not?

I’m waiting for the day when the header is just a black rectangle.

Dude wouldn’t stop droning on and on.

¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor! ¡Si Señor!

In my experiences whenever I played SF2, or watched others play as I waited, the go-to characters were always Ryu, Chun-Li, Guile, and Ken. It was always the weirdos that picked Dhalsim and Blanca, and the noobs always picked E. Honda and spammed the punch button.

St. Nick is going to have such a bizarre legacy in Philly, isn’t he?

Santa got lost on Zebes. It’s now time for Mother Christmas!

Finally, Arthur Blank has his long sought after football championship.

Staying true to form, The Hawk kept flapping his wings as he tried to chase down Swoop.  The Hawk will never die, but he can’t cover for shit.

Yup, handsome-and-marble killed it.

Link... Luke... they’ve both got iconic blades and magical powers. Whatever.

I’m sorry, but $158 for that dartboard? Nah. Sure it looks nice, but it’s also half as wide as your standard dartboard, with no scoring segments.

I’m sorry, but $158 for that dartboard? Nah. Sure it looks nice, but it’s also half as wide as your standard…

Sports Fans: Man, the Eagles are really clowning things up in the Philadelphia sports scene.