I’m sick to fucking DEATH of hearing about the Philly accent. Philly people jerk off to their own accents nearly as much as Boston people do. At least the Boston accent has the courtesy of being an accent. A Philly accent is just drunken moron slurrage... Philly fans are just a bunch of shit-covered, yipping…

We Philadelphians deserve this, too. But as they say, misery loves company. You gotta deal with it alone. Good luck with that shit.

Fultz wanted some tips from a former Sixer, so he looked up some footage of Barkley... playing golf.

Well, it’s called “The Process” because it takes a while, it’s not instantaneous. You have to plant seeds and wait a while before fruit is borne.

Dario probably isn’t going to be a star. He’s a solid starter/role player. But, c’mon, bortlesday, don’t small-sample-size us. It’s a poor 13 game stretch for a player who is in his 3rd year in the NBA.

I’ve never been one to adhere to the notion that some words just sound improper, even though most English words have been in use for centuries. But reading your remark here, and combining that with many people’s thoughts on the word “moist,” thinking of the phrase “moist crotch”... yeah, I kinda see it now.

Hey,  I had an Andy Harmon jersey once!  But, no, I never worked for Primo’s, nor could I pass for Andy Harmon, so it wasn’t me in your story.

All of Fortnite is now the Fucktomb

IMHO, the 700 Mauves look like something the Zerg from Starcraft would wear if they had feet that looked and functioned like Terrans.

These are not cheap seats, either: section 122

From the top page of definitions for my name:

Question for anyone willing to answer: To those that have played WC3, WC2, Starcraft, and pretty much any other Blizzard RTS, how many liked WC3 best? I’m specifically talking about the actual gameplay, and less the graphics/story/music/etc.

Or an underground cockfighting ring.

I’ll take Frank’s approach.

Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us saps!

Yup. I think that “o” helped form my initial thought on what that store was as well.  Also, beyond the superscript “o” that reminds one of a degree symbol, what’s with various cases and sizes of the letters?

I went to Five Below last week and I don’t think I’ve really appreciated Five Below enough.

Toasty!

It’s a wild ride.

Not judging you but if you’re gonna bring up candy corn, I’mma bring up one of my favorite snack based comedy routines about said “candy” or “corn.” (adult language)