Something something... “shot,”... something something... “head”... something something “grassy nole.”

Ignoring all the surrounding details of the game (Spygate, the fact that it was the Pats 3rd in 4 years, it being in Jacksonville) I’m still mad that it was a game that was entirely winnable from the Eagles side. And, I will stand by the fact that it was more that the Eagles shot themselves in the foot and lost…

Let’s just ‘Murican accent the whole series. Philly calls dibs on Ser Bronn of the Blackwooder.

Awww... I wanted to respond to all and you beat me to it. You also had pretty much the same responses I would have written. However, I might’ve added on the elevator point, “unless letting the lady off the elevator first would be more trouble than it’s worth, like when it’s crowded and the man is closest to the door.”

Fahey, somehow this is both your worst and best work.

Oh good god, my reading comprehension failed me. Edited accordingly.

Eagles-Era Randall Cunningham. This way Randall gets a title but Buddy Ryan doesn’t...

Wendy’s has the best fast food chicken nugget...

Why is there a VGA port right between the two analog sticks?

While this would be neat, I won’t hold my breath for it. If it happens in this franchise it’ll probably be D2/LoD. As much as I loved D1, IMHO, the only thing D2 didn’t do better was the atmosphere. D1 was super creepy compared to D2.

42. Being the bird killed mid-air with a pitch

I know his antics rub some people the wrong way, but I’m still a little bullish on “El Torito.”

A lot of people hate the “E-A-G-L-E-S” chants. People who hear it at Phillies games think it’s disrespectful to the team and to baseball fans.

Fuck this bitch. I’m in my mid thirties and I still get a smile when I first hear the Mr. Softee jingle each spring, and I get a little sad every fall when I don’t hear it anymore.

“This girl has no family. Nobody knows that she worked here. It’ll be as though she never existed... like your National Championship will be after your appeal fails. And all that’s left is our friendship.”

I like ‘em, but I’d much rather know when these kicks are available.

Imagine a kid who is stuck after licking a frozen pole, but stupider. That was me.

“Chinese: Han Dynasty”

Jolie Kerr could speedrun this game.

It’s the superhero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.