I got the same vibe. Thought it would be money. When he pulled blue jeans out I died. 

Legit the funniest show on tv and a welcome distraction from the world. 

Just commenting in here to be part of the thread where a poster named ‘DeweyCheathamAndHowe’ called someone out for having stale jokes.

Yeah, but he has *insert issue* that doesn’t line up with 100% of all of my beliefs so he’s been cancelled. You can’t work after being cancelled. That’s not how this works!

I usually dislike him, but his burn on all these celebs in his opening was pretty apt.

Is it a hot take at this point to think that taking to internet comments sections to declare popular things “wildly overrated” is a shortcut for having taste?

There was really only one person missing from this panel.

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

(Long-suffering sigh on behalf of everyone else in Gen X)

Grohl is Gen X

this is a pretty anachronistic take. it was aways a novelty to see govt employees working together the way the parks dept did in that show.

While a particularly breathtaking scene in The Last Jedi hinted towards Leia’s ability to invoke The Force, The Rise Of Skywalker would have equipped her with a lightsaber and shown the full scope of her abilities.“People used to say to me, ‘Why is it that Carrie never gets a lightsaber and chops up some bad guys,’”…

So, has to be line of sight, nothing blocking like say a screen which would diffuse the laser? or maybe blinds, curtains, plants, trees?

Quit yelling at clouds, grandpa.

And those kids are the future of the industry, so Fortnite deserves its place. Fortnite is to the 14 year olds of today what Golden Eye was to 14 year olds in my younger days. 

Best was a real person.

I know a guy that recently got a smart lock for his house. He was against it at first because he worried about hackers unlocking the door. He thought about it and realized the house has giant windows in the front. If someone wanted to get in, smart lock or not, the path of least resistance is shattering the window. 

Anyone who goes to the effort of using lasers to communicate with one of the smart speakers in my house has earned the right to adjust my thermostat or turn my lights off. I salute you, laser hacker!

Years ago, I had a choice between buying this or Krist Novoselic’s pink pants. *camera pans down to reveal me wearing said pants* I stand by my decision.

She knew for 2 years at the very least. She is doing this now because it is safe. She could have easily resigned 2 years ago. She’s a hypocrite and a coward.