His portrayal of fragrance millionaire Dennis Feinstein was sublime

No, it’s not a particularly hot take when one has seen this same remark on twitter for the past few years.

I don’t know what Maul’s sexual preferences have to do with anything...

Now I watched when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, “Come!”  
And I looked, and behold, a new film! And its Jonas had a mustache, and a machine gun was given to him, and he came out singing, and to dance.

I see no way the GOP can come back after an evisceration like that.

So this is pretty much the movie they mock in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

“Yeah, Ice. You work in the sex crimes division. You’re gonna have to get used to that.” - John Mulaney

That’s still my favorite picture of Bernie Sanders

Too much for the ones they have/not enough to hire good ones?

I remember the one with Kate Hudson and the homeless Tracy Morgan that went “Boogers and poop....dictionary soup/Kibbles’n’bits....tiny mouse tits”.

Could’ve been Oi! 30! 

One does not dissect gossamer!

And more importantly, a guy in today-times got paid, presumably, to write about it! 

It’s a convenient way to determine which shows we’re allowed to enjoy. 

EVISCERATED!

“Asshole has point about cellphones, is still an asshole, has assholes for eyes.”

Do we find out how he got those scars?

Saw picture. Immediately thought of George Costanza’s Art of Seduction. Now disappointed that it was just monster goop.

Is that G in Gemma pronounced like the G in “gif”?

“it failed like a Google product launch.”