For a suburban father of young children, who couldn’t get to a concert anymore unless it was a special event, picking up a CD at Starbucks on a Saturday morning maintained my sanity.

The pedestrian cereal/milk combinations you describe ARE horrible, but some gourmet mixtures are sublime.  Specifically, Frosted Flakes with very cold half and half, just enough to dampen the cereal, not enough to drown it.  

King Tides broke over the sea wall and flooded much of the town. It really is sea water. And much of it is the consistency of a slurpee,

I once went to Mazatlan for Thanksgiving, and we went to a Thanksgiving Turkey dinner with all the American stuff, plus free tequila!

So Ralph in Accounting fucks up the quarterly reports, and the boss yells, “Oh Cheese, we’re screwed!” blaming it all on you !

(that’s ‘cuz she couldn’t be truthful....)

Back in the early 1960's there was a store in the Marina District of San Francisco called “Herbert’s Sherbet Shop”.

for weeks now we’ve been hearing, “fans don;t like it when you take a knee” and now you want them to stop running and take a knee in the end zone? Football fans and football players aren’t that good at being able to discern the difference....

This list really needs breaking down into two lists: strictly two person games, and multiplayer games.

is Xavier going to recruit the cell mate?

he stood his ground!

I had a water bed in the 1970's in my fraternity house. I was not rich. But the younger guys in the house thought I was a sex machine. I wish...

is that why Allison Williams keeps going through security?

“...70-year-old upper class New Yorker pays attention to”

They’re Brits. They don’t like the rest of the world, so screw ‘em.

Chicago needs to realize that the “curse” was not from a goat, but from Harry Caray and his singing, and calling a ball game when he couldn’t see the far side of his beer stein.

Women at the RNC were drinking to excess, since most of the men were too busy on Grindr and Craigslist M4M.

if he gets jail on misdemeanors, he’ll become friends of the local sheriff, Joe Arpaio. That’s worse than a felony on your record.

So if this law gets enacted, Rastafarians are free to smoke a spliff on the Statehouse grounds without fear of arrest or prosecution?

deserved it, he was driving too close.