@beercheck: I like you, random dude:let the lady-commenters sling the mud. You find the view appealing. Butcha gotta admit Mama Hilton is a wreck.

This was an awesome way to begin the work week. Bravo Jezebel.

You forgot to add "Dress available at Daisy For Kohl's"

Joan owns it. That is all.

Lovely times two. That is all.

I think today's Botoxed babes will lack Ms White's amazing (physical & mental) ability to laugh at themselves in old age.

I'm assuming that Cinderella's Castle was already booked. This has all the trappings of a Taylor/Burton wedding...minus the talent.

With that hair, she should b sporting aa scuzzy pair of pink house slippers...and carrying a Stella.

@lauralauramc: Totally! OMG...I see Sean Young in those eyes.

@Virginia(formerly Jen)loveshercurves: I only used Skrebs b/c I couldn't think of another Chicago biddy photog...I know people who've sat for him but no anti-rant Skrebs dish from them. DO TELL!!!

Revision to previous respone;

Dear Magpie: Chicago doesn't need ur tired Michigan ass anyway! We're home to Vince Vaughn, Italian Beef, and the Oprah...(crickets)

Target would have me deny my neices of the gypsy or the hobo or the ever-popular gypsy-hobo from my youth? or the Darth Vadar made entirely of electrical tape??

@trouble-bubble: That's gotta hurt...both of you.

@Rare Affinity: I think - and I could be wrong - daddy's aware there's no way Chloe will best Kate. I gotta believe that the man who built TopShop into the success that it is, knows full well that his daughter, no matter how fashionably talented, won't ever best the icon that is Miz Moss.

@Rare Affinity: Sadly, I did too, that's why I had to add the exclamation point after "refreshing"...I was shocked to see parents not trying to cash in on their children's celebrity (ahem, Kris Kardashian) or fucking them up for long periods of their formative years (Jaid Barrymore).

My father taught me to make "shit on a shingle" - disgusting stuff. My mother taught me how to make "dreamy spaghetti" - a nauseating mix of pasta, sauce, & sour cream.

Refreshing! Are we sure this snap isn't Photoshopped?? I mean when do you ever see a father & daughter having an absolutely enjoyable time together, taking an interest in the same activity??

Stay classy, Janice.

Regardless of whatever awkwardness her stylist throws on her, Julia knows the real wattage comes naturally...with teeth.