i'm really loving Jezzy's weekend line-up of Snap Judgement couples who actually love each other in that grown up way. Yay. Who's next; Ellen & Portia?

So cute!

Now that's what I call "reality"...without the "show". **Sigh**

Now that's what I call "reality"...without the "show". **Sigh**

...and wondering how many of girlfriend Sienna's pretty, pretty models he can bang backstage before she takes her curtain call.

If this (and all) pictures of The Divine Ms M are to be believed, the only downside to recurrent cocaine use is an occasional lapse in fashion judgement...and unfortunate taste in men outside of Johnny Depp.

@rowingrowingrowing: LMAO - yes, the dogs do get a wee bit frightened by it. I daresay that the upstairs neighbors are probably a bit put off by it, too ;)

@singing_femmebot: How are the Jolie-Pitts survinging w/ all of the luxury taxes??!! I know it's been sa struggle for me to maintain my New Orleans pied a terre AND the Manhatten penthouse.

@singing_femmebot: So you're saying this is all I need: genetics, dieticians, aestheticians, trainers, stylists, and make-up artists? Oh, and live-in nannies??

If you aren't having sex with a partner, why cite your massive intellect, your stunning wit, or your amazing self-esteem as the reason? Why pin it on the fact that you cannot abide by traditional female roles? Why not just grab a rabbit and get going!? Tell the truth: I don't like the guys who are attracted to me but…

@Legallylove05: Cut/paste/copy! Everything except for the "uppity black ass" part b/c I'm as white as pancake batter.

@NomNom83: Totally. This is her moment. I think she shares a lot with Ntozake. Janet certainly has known her fair share of pain and professional success.

@madgetheripper: I woulld've loved, in this case, in the case of such a beloved piece of work, if a woman would've been at the helm. I get it...men can direct women's stories. Bigelow proved that women can direct men's stories. And she didn't have to make a cameo in a fat suit. LOL.

@lfw1031: sense...not senCe. ugh. my fingers can't do the talking...

Jennifer and autumn arugula share the same sence of comedic timing...

@kookla: Please tell me that is a nod to Chicago's very own Melman enterprises...and not merely a showcase for your wicked-good sense of humor.

I, for one, am so conflicted about Coco and her, ahem, attritutes: Is this Feminism's legacy?? OTOH, I agree w/ Zulkey: If these two crazy kids can't make it in this mixed up world, then no one can.

Exhibit A in the never ending battle to prove Angie's actually a cyborg: Who the hell looks that good on travel day...even WITHOUT two preschoolers in tow??!!

It would seem to me that Miz Jackson is of a mind, age, & experience level that she should b DIRECTING Miz Shange's classic.

@LA0811: Hahaha! Now THAT would be a Kodak moment...and quite the cocktail party!