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@ThereIsNoFluffy: Sorry Fluff...we weren't crowned "hog butcher for the world" for nuttin'.

There is only one word for this kind of catty, selfindulgent, misanthropic kind of "reality" TV — FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

Dodai...u r purdy. Go to Macy's and git yerself some BeneTint.

Dodai...u r purdy. Go to Macy's and git yerself some BeneTint.

In answer to your question: Um...No.

We've got a -13 windchill here in the City by the Lake. Just sayin'...

I don't think Carnie needs our pity. The gal has proven that she's one tough cookie.

@newyorkmuse: I am thankful for Prada, granddad's money, and the house in Palm Springs. And the one in Vail. And St. Lucia.

Oh yes, Nicky! It's that time of year again: Can't wait to see what the hired help has whipped up for Thanksgiving din-din!

How many points in an order of sauted sweetbreads with an egg nog chaser?

Awesome - my Madge write in campaign worked!!! Free yoga for the masses!

Stay classy, Katie!

In today's Tweet Beat: People i'd like to have over dinner!

Anyone on the RIE committee actaully ever TRY having an informative conversation w/ a screaming one year old?? No? I didn't think so.

You can't really fault her for her manufactured rebellion. It's tough to walk behind Debbie, Siouxsie, Sinead, Kim Gordon, Courtney... Those ladies blazed trails in spite of marketing.

"Atlanta Housewife employs term BOUGHETTO to describe baby shower. World rejoices as 2011's catch phrase is announced!"

Well, looks like this county's unemployment problem will continue unabated: Who needs writers trained in the craft of storytelling when reality (cough) is so (cough) compelling??

She's wearing a gold mechanical knuckle.