W.T.F.??? Stepford and Body Snatchers all in one. Cree-Pee!

Corporate health insurance drives the ridiculous BMI scale. How else would they be able to find cause to drop people from plans or offer them risky surgical procedures (i'm looking @ you, gastric bypass!) in a climate when more & more people are NOT taking up smoking, heavy drinking or recreational drug use?

@BeckyIva: The BMI scale is corporate health insurance's way of putting an erroneous number on what it costs them to carry you on one of their policies - especially if you don't engage in what they call "risky" activities to begin with: smoking, drinking, recreational drug use...

@PilgrimSoul: It's a very slow news cycle. The Super Bowl commercials were unimaginative and Idol isn't on until later this evening ;)

To be fair, my 6 year old niece listens to Ms. Swift. I think this is more accurate a representation of her audience demographic.

@Marla Singer: That's a very interesting question. The My Twinn dolls frighten me. 6 year old girls don't need any assistance in the narcissism department :)

@PurpleFlamingo: And I'd be more upset if my child (full discloser - I do NOT have one) wanted a Bratz doll. Seriously. Those little tarts scare the crap out of me!

@Lizabelle: Totally damned. I loved my Barbie. I graduated college. I never had a boob job. Although I do wish I had painted on eyeliner...

"For a lot of people, particularly those of us who want our children to love and embrace the hair that grows out of their heads before they start making any changes, this kind of oversight undermines what we are trying to teach." Um....huh?

Laissez le bon ton roulet!

Actually, make that Garanimals By Sheree.

Granny by Sheree.

@moonfaerie: OMG - totally! Mmmmmm...Julian Sands.....

Nothing says "I love you" like inevitable dismemberment.

Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use!

My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford

@schlegs84: Mine have rolled right back into my skull. Ugh. #meganfoxhate

Seriously? The woman has made her fart-filled, faux-lesbiana-kink, drunk-off-her-ass bed. She has to lie in it now.

Selling worn dollar-store pantyhose @ $13 to $30 a pop?? I think I've found my grad school tuition!!! Thanks, Tracie!

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: He's no Grace Coddington.