How do I get my hands on a country estate in a place free of feral children and seemingly loaded with/on rum baba??!! Sign me up!

Wait! Wasn't she just in a "onesie" two years ago??? FUCK ME. I'm old.

Tatiana - your post hit me square in the jaw. As a dumpy, 4'11' "normal" gal, I spent countless hours of my teenaged years alternating between complete facination of and absolute disdain for the women in Vogue, Bazaar, Mirabella and Elle.

@jensays: I like it when you're on the soapbox! AMEN!

Those of us who have ever a) had to pay for college, b) had to pay for grad school, c) taken a shitty job for shitty pay, d) had children while paying for grad school or holding a shitty job OR e) all of the above...know all about the "meat free day" - we routinely stretch it into "meat free weeks".

Jenny apparently brings the block with her wherever she goes.

I have decided not to speak of baseball, of the Cubs, ever again...at least not until the Cubs Convention in January.

@fluffybudgie: Mmmmmm...craft service. I could go for some late-afternoon granola and cheddar cheese Combos. Yes, I shamelessly admit that I used to mix them during my days behind the craft service table.

Show the men! Show the men!

Please tell me that's not Melly Mel next to her...anyone? Bueller?? Hello?

@ineffable.me: So true...

Please stop Cam! Oy. What a biyatch.

OMG! Best moment yet!!! Thank you for letting her speak!

@marin79: That's funny b/cI'm a boredom drinking. My head is gonna be 5lbs heavier tomorrow.

I'm tired. Is this almost over?

Travolta! Start snarkin' folks!

It's at times like these that I wish for a good, old-fashioned Celine song. Say what you will, but at least she gave us good fodder. No one emotes a song like Celine.

@hortense: I just spit tea all over myself!

@beatrice3000: Well, can you get any sexier than Monica Seles??

I'm going to back to reading Domino mag and eating my frozen thin mints.