@NefariousNewt: Um, but if she moves to the wilds of Montana...will she actually be living? What is life, afterall, without the blinding glare of the paparazzi?

Ahhh...I'll check it out! THX.

@J.D.Regent: That lady shold write a book...in these times of almost certain, massive recession, wisdom like hers is PRICELESS!

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: New temp job w/ absolutey no internet access (they must've caught on to the theory that Jezebel is bringing down the GNP). Also - massive school schedule. I'm not complaining about the school as I love it and the temp job pays the bills and the tuition and keeps my fridge stocked w/ beer…

@botoxtastic: Stella?! That's once classy biyotch!

@hamsterpants: add a bunch of those cute babies in the anne geddes photos and I still wouldn't find him even remotely attractive.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: We should hang as I never leave the house without eyebrows and I'm a sucker for Earl Grey with a bit of cream.

Ummmm....sez u.

Fuck that...I'M CHUGGIN'!

Can we get that printed on a bumper sticker? I mean, the man speaks for all of us.

Re: Lindsay - Eh. Who HASN'T bonked a hot Italian guy on New Year's Eve? She's young. She's rich (I think). She's trying to lay off the drugs by laying it on some sweet, easy, breezy Euro trash.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Yes...her parents are Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead. One couldn't stay sober during her time in the womb and the other can't stop selling her image to OK! and Us Weekly!

Oh for fuck's sake - is it over yet?

@biscuitdoughjones: But they already do "it" with various in-season melons so this would sort of be normal...insomuchas "it" would be taking place in/on/with a bed.

@hortense: I'd spoon w/ George Bailey over Sam Wainwright.

Next.

@warmaiden: You and I have been watching the same infomercials.

News flash - Nightly gin and tonics make everything better!

@DorothyZbornak: Must be "birds of a feather" kind of thing. She's terribly smelly, too, no matter how much she tries to cover it up w/ make-up and couture.

Fucking Pax gets everything for Xmas! That's what I asked for - the Jeep-like golf cart, not Brad.