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@SinisterRouge: Kidman, definitely. Also - don't forget Cisco. Disgusting. Who would go there? I wouldn't touch him w/ Milo's dick!

And with that, 2008 - the year of the RAT - begins.

@psych101: I'll knit you a scarf. I knit and craft ALONE.

I also work on my bike (Trek, not Harley) and can and/or pickle veggies from my own garden.

@boss_lady: Craftacular and luvin' it! That's my new tattoo.

I cross-stitch and I knit. I sew, too. And I subscribe to Bust.

Hey, Terrence...that's NOT a Baby Ruth floating next to you.

@biscuitdoughjones: Ahhh, I get the beauty queens mixed up. Thank you.

She looks like Jamie Lynn Spears. Or, rather, 16-year old Jamie Lynn resembles 22-year old Valerie. Time to back off the face paint, Jamie!

That construction worker parks his truck in front of my office.

@TheUptightMidwesterner: Agreed.

Mmmmmm...going to order Inez and Vinoodh for dinner this evening - extra spicy w/ tofu.

@lfw1031: "Your" as opposed to "you're"

@hugnkiss: Eh, you know how cats are, she/he's probably flipping you off right this minute as you're back is turned.

Let's all send our pup pix to Anna and Moe. They clearly have nothing better to do and would truly appreciate the thousands of emails ;)

YES PLEASE!

@biscuitdoughjones: When you're right, you're right. Who can argue with that?

Fergie: Still a meth-face.

@TaraIncognita: Yes, please post b/c I will use it as a handbook to guide me through my new position as international female of mystery.