What she so happy about?

And baseball b/c, even when thinking about sports that don't have scantily-clad cheerleaders, they still manage to get the job done.

Jeeebus Moe, ask for a raise.

Jazz Mittens.

@hortense: Yeah! I notice he gets ashy when it's cold and dry outside. I simply cannot vote for a man who allows that to happen to himself. Think of the children!

Thank goodness the Brits were all given giant welder's shields to wear during Margaret Thatcher's reign. How on earth would they have survived otherwise?

"Shocked and scared"? Well, of course - no one done tol' her were dem babies came from! Alls sister Brit said was "them just magicalistically appeared one day 'cause I asked Jeebus for somebody to luv."

@sovereign_state: All of H-wood, baby, all of H-wood.

Jamie Lynn looks older than I do in that photo. And, um, I was born when man 1st landed on the moon so that's saying something!

@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: TEE VEE!!!! That's why. It's not real unless you do it on the TEE VEE!!!

Again, I ask who would buy a parenting book from a woman who's eldest daughter is a total trainwreck - complete with drug problem and babies - and who's second daughter is pregnant at 16 in the 21st century?

@ineffable.me: Yes, it's good to remember, Ms. Lo, that you were the glorified clothes HANGER for that dress. Messr. Versace was the genius DESIGNER. Please take your colored pencils and go home.

My gay geek would never carry a Chloe iPhone. He's more of a Galliano gal.

Bond No. 9 stores are gonna stink to high heaven now.

Awww, she needs an umbrella man!

That Fenway image did it for me. I'll be sick, now, until my 3 Martini lunch.

@foree: Get used to it, sister...it's full-on Xenu saturation. The girl has already been annointed the high priestess of Scientology (note the virginal white attire!) and now her feet must never touch the ground - sort of like those pre-pube Thai girls who are the reincarnation of goddesses.

I'm sorry, I lost it at "actress" Mischa Barton.

I blame George Bush. Actually, this is cyclical. And, sadly, misguided youth will think that "if Jamie Lynne can have a baby and live happily ever after then so can I!"

@Macloserboy: Were they all Catholic or simply thick-headed? Now I'm slack-jawed!