@hugnkiss: My personal shopper at Barney's says that all the salesgirls silly little publications.

Which reminds me, I've got to hit Payless Shoes for my transitional AE slip-ons. Be right back!

**weeping**

@AmazonRedheadedUberVixen: Oh, right...hey, but in the end, you only have to spend 20 years in jail as an innocent man and then get a nice fat settlement from the city.

@Kittenish: @MsMerlin: I'll bet there was a pot of tea and a nice seed cake.

@lfw1031: Here in Chicago, we just shoot you.

"Arrested by appointment"?? How very British of them!

@hortense: Hahahahahahahaha!

Oh. Ok. But I can still admire the men with 'staches who wear white pants?

@Jeremy: Sadly, she's not much of a meal.

Please tell me Lady Bush wears bloomers in the pool. Yeck! The image of her floating around in a Lily Pulitzer mallot makes my eyes bleed.

@hortense: It was a good call.

@BiscuitDoughJones: You're just blinded by love for the Jolie-Pitt babies...with good reason.

Can anyone tell me who that is - with the squatty face - on the cover of the "Think Pink" Bazaar? Sheesh. Fug.

Damn! I wish I was tripping! That video was fabulous.

Also, is it baseball season yet?

Great, now they'll ask all the ladies to wear burqas in the stand 'cause the men folk just can't concentrate with all those boobies staring at them!

Was he on his way to surgery or something? Seriously.

@Andalucía: And don't forget Oprah. It now matters what SHE'S wearing b/c it has a direct impact on whether or not we vote for Obama!

@Lymed: I think they also missed Alyssa Milano - I do believe that her brand of "girlfriending" caused several major leaguers to hit the skids while dating her.