@hortense: You've got to stop betting on Pam. At this rate, Britney's the sure thing. She's solid in crazy-town and you'd triple your money.

WTF is she doing/wearing in that accompanying photo?

@Andalucía: When the hell did we do that? I come here to scrutinize their looks and, maybe more importantly, their spouse's looks.

Well, titties are a powerful force in this universe -especially the fake ones!

Ah, the wedding ring placement. That's the Caucus money shot!

@jenndavo: My bad, you're right.

Also, who wears white to the "Resident Evil" premier? That's so gauche - even for Pam!

Oh, this will work out just fine!

Newsflash: REPUBLICANS give women mood swings.

@minesbigger: The phrase "ladies who lunch" fills my head with Sondheim and Stritch!

@BritneyCanadaWhore: Fucking send some of that poutine to me! I am so freakin' hungry right now!

Coke and babies - an '80s combo that never gets old as the cute lil' buggers make for great places to hide your stash.

@bowlingfordollars: But her offspring lives. Therein lies the real problem - her young son may grow up to be the Barry Manilow of a generation, sans Bette.

And she's laughing all the way to the bank. Anyone think Carl Wilson's tome, while funny, is gonna garner him $500million?

@Macloserboy: Swallowing the pill may lead to unsightly weight gain and water retention.

Another put-upon sextress who didn't get into "being famous" so she could be attacked by the paps every day! She's a serious "famous person" who wants to do "serious roles" and win an "award of some kind" who knows that the quickest way to the top is to get preggers like all of the other "serious…

The only woman of taste left on the planet is Andre Leon Talley.

@BAngieB: But I worry about what she did AFTER the grocery shopping. Hanging w/ Rotem leads to no good. Hasn't that already been proven???

@BAngieB: Yes, please!

"Tin Pinafores" is the name of my new band.