I think it's safe to say that Amy Winehouse will not clean up this well.

@taylay: Wheelbarrow-style would be my first guess...

@mightymouth: With a side of pomade.

@nikaoh: Yes, I smell those, too.

I smell cigarettes and testicle sweat.

@BAngieB: You know your GH history, my friend.

Please tell me that tomorrow's addition will include the Chilled Shot Dispenser - a must for any office!

Damn you, Dodai, with your liquor and your hot dogs!

Wow, even w/ implants, she's go the widening, flattening chest that hits all women over 40.

@BAngieB: Amen, sister! From that moment onward, I equated "true love" with disco floors and Herb Alpert music.

Look at that outfit! The bitch was asking for it!

In other news...

PS - I hope Stedman also told her to nevah, evah, wear that Garanimals get-up she had on!

I had FUN while learning!

I would rather play "Where in the World is Shiloh?"

@Reluctant Financier: And I will loudly expound upon how tasty a companion the extra-large butter-topped popcorn is to my chilled Campari.

@bowlingfordollars: I hope you have a wreath tied to the grill. It wasn't Christmas until my ex-bf tied one to his pick-up!

I'm sorry, did you say "Otis Blunt"???

@bowlingfordollars: Because fashion is eating our brains, that's why. It's like a nice, pleasant lobotomy. Enjoy...with Campari! My favorite drink.

Patricia Field had me at gold lame fanny pack. Seriously, I cannot remember the episode but anyone who would attach such an accessory to a female lead character is okay by me - she's got a lot of satorial (or satirical?) spunk, that fun, drunk lesbian does!