@Reluctant Financier: No shit. I'll be sitting next to you with a flask full of .... Campari, naturally, as they're giving me $1m to place product in the theaters.

@BiscuitDoughJones: And hilarity ensues!

Also, by high-order proclamation, aren't we supposed to call her "Kate" now?

And lesbian girlfriend (one would hope)!

@J.D.Regent: torture porn.

@collegecallgirl: Well, 'tis the season!

@collegecallgirl: Oh, jinx! I guess I owe you a sammich!

I'm sorry, her jutting shoulderblade poked out my eye so I couldn't see the breast in question.

Gives new meaning to Padma's trademark "Hands up! Utensils down!"

@rednrowdy: Yup on both counts. Oprah has known the Obamas since his first campaign in Illinois. She didn't pick someone out of a hat. Plus, I think she has a crush on Michelle like everyone else.

I'm going to check w/ Martha and see who she's backing. It doesn't say, directly, on her website but I think I can figure it out by deciphering the code embedded within this month's published recipes...

I never thought that I'd want a cigarette after reading the Sur La Table catalog but...I'll be back in 5, ladies.

@OnionRings: comment of the day - I just spat vicodin!

@PaisleyPajamas: I'm with ya! Stop the sperm! Seriously, I've got one lil' egglet that moves into position once a month. Guys spurt while mowing the lawn for goodness sakes...

@redhairedsiren: And if Kucinich's wife were running, I'd vote for her b/c a) she's hot and b) she's a red-head!

This is absolute bullshit. I'm not an Oprah supporter (although I did once get a Christmas card from Harpo) but, for fuck's sake! So Oprah doesn't back some loyal viewers choice for candidate. Big whoop. Get the fuck out there and vote for Hil if that's your choice for president. Quit your bithin'!

Can't snark - love Madge.

She reminds me of all the administrative assistants who carry their Lean Cuisines and Diet Coke in the Tiffany bag that they got when they purchased something under $50.

6. And, um, oh yeah - SHE JUST PLAIN SUCKS!

@Kroliosis: Seriously? I don't think her BeBe contract allows is! And I think there's a clause in her court-side seat arrangements that says she must remain trim and "smokin' hot" (yes, that's in the document) until the end of the season.