Mario - how the lil' dynamo has fallen. Sadly, I'll bet he didn't mind too much as all those boobies were at his eyelevel.

Also Also - Padma = obese slob.

Also - "Y'all just don't KNOW what it's like! Fuck y'all 'cause it's hard out here for a whore! I mean - it's hard out here for the HARDEST WORKING WHORE in showbi'nez! You know how I know dat? 'Cause Sammy told me!"

Kate Holmes: "It has made my life....HELL! For the love of God, somebody GET.ME.OUT.OF.HERE!"

@BiscuitDoughJones: As the drunk lady in "9 to 5" would say, "Atta girl!"

@kityglitr: I always moan. It's pleasurable.

@JessiRamsey: Oh, no. What has become of this younger generation?

@SinisterRouge: I love you for that.

@serreca: Good call! Or that porn star, Angelique, who once ran for councilwoman in LA...

Now that we've got that figured out, can someone please explain Dolly Parton to me?

Hey, girl's just havin' fun!

@Skinny Bone Jones: She should become friends with my dog! They have the same animal instinct.

I think the one wrapped to his bed is my brother. I'll get confirmation and call you back.

@hortense: yes, but can you do kerouac?

@BiscuitDoughJones: e.e. bdj, I presume.

@hortense: Pissing on #24 of course.

@hortense: And a 6-pack of Coors Light baby!

@BiscuitDoughJones: I prefer -

@foree: The humanitarian...the one who married that other blonde Friend...and then dumped her for Vampira, Saint of the 3rd World.

Well, it's very difficult being "the one who didn't marry Brad" so she had to do something!