BevHills Bag Lady.

@metropolitan: Jinx!

@Dwayne Provecho: Add to the black woman - Carol Moseley Braun - she ran for the Dem nomination.

@DorothyZbornak: Oh, right, I forgot about religion because Democrats - all of 'em apparently - don't believe in God, family values or the children!

@rsr26: I would like to also know why the Reverened Sharpton has swooped down on Chicago. Yes, this city is terribly, racially divided but Al is an uber-outsider. He cannot "cure" the corruption inside our police department - that's why the city went outside the department for its new chief.

@Antrack: Yeah, the Toddler is really fucking things up, I'm with you on that. He's made a mess of something that was already quite untidy to begin with.

@Antrack: Um, are you talking about CHICAGO?

@habibi: @FancyInk: I was hoping that I read that paragraph incorectly. Apparently not.

Oprah started voting for Republicans the moment she realized that she was uber-wealthy.

White, and I play the lottery. But only those huge-assed jackpots - like the rest of you!

@topsy: @STICKSnSCONES: And, um, "no" on the Jacko. Thankfully, he's neither black nor white so both sides can happily ignore his existence.

Would we have this conversation if there were gradient shades of white and if those terms were used as monikers (disparaging or otherwise) to describe someone's level of "whiteness"? We're all just "white". Nothing like "blue-black" or "yellow-black" or anything like that. I mean, I'm not "white" like Darien, CT…

@southerncomfort: Oh, I didn't take it that way. I was just showing off that I actually have Christmas cards from them/his office. Of course, they're cards that my $50 yearly contribution to his then-Senate and now-Presidential campaign have probably paid for.

@serreca: Seriously. Would she cease to exist if all the Chanel red lipstick in the world suddenly disappeared?

@topsy: Then you get Mitt Romney, Ryan Seacrest, the Bush males, Donald Trump AND John Mayer. Enjoy!

@southerncomfort: If they didn't, They wouldn't get much in the way of donations to be sure.

@unpopular: Yes. Two GORGEOUS daughters. I receive a Christmas card from them every year - it pays to be in Illinois sometimes! - and it's always a family photo.

Holy shit - I didn't read the article b/c I was blinded by their hotness in that photo!

Now I know who - besides bridesmaids - are suckered into buying "Dyeables"

@serreca: I just spit Lean Cuisine spaghetti!