They should make a sequel to Spy. that movie was a lot of fun

“...the one Dark Universe film we got (Tom Cruise’s The Mummy).”

Well, we’re just a bunch of resentful little shits, aren’t we? Pretending the show was never good for the sake of outrage is the epitome of cutting off the nose to spite the face. Things you love don’t disappear because of context.

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

Carly Chaikin as Ivanka and play it up like her character Dahlia in Suburgatory -

Ah, I see this is your first time on the internet, welcome!

The only thing worse than the hype for this movie is the fanboys who have to defend it’s honor against...what? A review that called it pretty good but not great? I mean, a B- from Dowd is one of the higher grades he gives out. Imagine how aggrieved you’d feel if you experienced actual problems.

Joe Manganiello is a massive D&D nerd, and is nowhere near as douchey as Vin Diesel, so I strongly suggest you switch your allegiance to him.

So much tonight focused on Logan, Brain Cox, and I could not help but think how perfect his casting has been. Yeah, he nails it but it’s his face, a monumental visage of weathered crags like a formidable rock face, scars from 5o years of violent profiteering.

I’m all for talking about how shitty it was for Lorne to have Trump host, but I’m never going to believe being on SNL got Trump elected. SNL just doesn’t have that level of cachet - even in 2000, when the show was more popular and more known to the public, Bush (who got a lot of fun and positive sketches on the show)…

I think most people will remember Bruce Glover from Diamonds Are Forever first and foremost, he’s certainly got a much bigger role in that film than his part in Chinatown as one of Jake’s detective agency flunkies.

name/comment synergy = checks out

Everything, i overdid everything, i’m sick of everything. Tom Waits, Party Down!, Civilization III, porn, the Pixies, every podcast. I’m a husk.

The last few weeks of this show have been incredible. They’d be a strong contender for my pick on this

Enlisted.  ALWAYS Enlisted.  #HandsOnHeads for the man who got to say, “you’re the author of my obesity!”  AND was the last honest date Lori Loughlin ever had.  

No love for Chubowski in Enlisted?!?! That was the first role I really noticed Mel Rodriguez. He had this hilarious plummy accent that seemed like too much at first then just worked for some reason.

Do yourself a favor and watch The Fall.

One of the stranger aspects of 2001: A Space Odyssey is probably its connection to the Marvel Universe.

It’s made even worse by the fact that he lost to Michael Caine in the fucking Cider House Rules. And I mean, hey, nothing against Caine, he’s a Hollywood institution, but that performance is easily in his lower tier and the movie is a big pile of nothing.

This is the correct take. And Cruise not winning an Oscar for this performance is tied with Pulp Fiction losing Best Picture to the ridiculous Forrest Gump for most egregious Oscar screw-up.