Try going to hell

How do i block someone on here?

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Everyone involved in this saga on both the Steelers and the Raiders feels like a character in a Christopher Guest movie.

Want to be certain that you will never get a free drink while also ensuring that you will be last to get noticed when it gets busy? Just say these 6 little words:

and has implemented a new policy in which shoppers who open carry guns are no longer welcome in any of its nearly 5,000 stores.

“Absolutely, I’m a real boxer,” Paul said. “I’ve done it for a year and a half now...”

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

7th grade football. First game of the season. I felt a rumble in my lower abdomen during warmups. Right before kickoff I had to sprint to the bathroom. The stalls didn’t have doors on them, but I had barely made it to the toilet in time so I didn’t have a choice.

He could’ve gotten gotten his “Racial Justice Workshop” in fucking JAIL. Believe me.

I don't believe I said "MLS," I said "Soccer."

For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Many of his films—silent films—were reissued well after his death.

Hell, Messi and Ronaldo are more universally recognized than Michael Jordan.

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

“Why not use a paper towel?” Jesus, why not a cheese grater?

Who? 

Why is Wendy’s under the impression they cannot hire recovering addicts?