Neymar, Higuain, Aubamayang, Sanchez, Griezmann, Hazard.........

The no-look goals aside, which are kind of whatever, I will make the argument all day long that Firmino is the most important part of that Liverpool attack. Salah will probably and rightfully earn MVP of this team, but what Firmino does off the ball is world class and is what makes things so easy for Salah to ball the…

I had to scroll down way too far to find a Top Gun reference.

As a former bartender, I’ve heard multiple women tell me Goslings Ginger Beer is an absolute treasure during pregnancy. Especially if they like the occasional mule cocktail when they don’t have a bat in the cave.

because I couldn’t provide tactical support

“If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so God damn always.”

I grew up in the south, and I can recall at least 4,000 times I stood outside next to my King of the Hill friends and neighbors and someone would ALWAYS say “It’s fixin’ to rain.” Southerner dads and weather talk go together like peanuts and Coca-Cola.

People will say he golfs, but that doesn’t count because he’s (among other types of asshole) that asshole who drives the cart all the way to the green.

Nah.

I’ll play along. You value your firearms and you’re not a lunatic just like millions of people across the country. If you’re looking for a middle ground, can we just start by making it harder to obtain a lot of these weapons on a federal scale? I’m not even talking about some sort of totalitarian regime, just to try…

Say out loud to yourself: “Nothing is wrong with our current system on gun access and availability in this country.”

Fact remains, no matter the laws, criminals will always find a way.

Liverpool fan here, and I agree 100%. That said, the linesman should be looking over his shoulder as he leaves Anfield tonight.

It doesn’t really bother me personally if a place that isn’t a “sports bar” has televisions. As far as I’m concerned, if I’m out to have a good time catching up with a friend or two or five and the tv is THAT distracting to the point where we don’t even speak for minutes at a time, that’s an indictment of us being…

I mean, curly fries?

Guess I’ll be the first to do it.

My God I would love to have this power.

I don’t think Drew is trying to beat the hourglass so he can turn the pump off, it’s just a game to play to see how fast you can be in and out. Same logic goes for all of us when we do as much shit possible while the microwave is going. We aren’t worried about it fucking exploding, we’re just simple idiots who find…

It pains me to say it, because I can’t stand the guy, but Alejandro Moreno (and you) are spot on about this. When discussing the possibility of him leaving during an ESPNFC segment, all the talk was about “what’s the fucking point of doing it RIGHT NOW?” from the perspective of both clubs. Which is accurate. But he…

He’s not dead yet? He should be dead.