MAGISTERIAL!

Can someone smarter than myself clarify this one?

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He’s approaching peak Robben levels of cutting inside on the left foot. Everyone knows it’s coming, but they just can’t stop it.

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Liverpool fan here, so take from this what you will:

I’m with you in part, let’s see how this plays out. And I’m not necessarily saying the Premier League is the best right now, I’m just presenting the argument for why it might be.

It’s the first time a country has sent 5 teams to the knockout round. That by itself doesn’t necessarily mean the Premier League is the best this year, but it’s not nothing.

Just like my boys in red who ran rampant today. Will be really interesting to see how that plays out in the Champions League knockout stages. If you try to come and play against Spurs or Liverpool, which most of the remaining teams left will want to do, you might be in for a long 90 minutes.

The “regular season” for each European country is that country’s top division. So think the English Premier League, or in this case for Ronaldo, La Liga in Spain.

Recount, probably.

Stuck his leg out like a jackass? He was trying to block the ball, which he did, and then got fucking stomped on not once, but twice. It was stupid and dangerous, and you’re out of your mind if you think Bellerin in any way was asking for it. You said it yourself that Pogba could have hurdled him. So fucking hurdle…

Of the goals you’ll see scored from the other half with an empty net, that one is one of the best. But one of the best in PL history? Nah.

Shout out to Michael Oliver, who dodged that ball better than Rip Torn.

The best CAPTION THIS! comment I’ve seen for Firmino’s goal was something along the lines of “He’s not disrespecting Sevilla, he’s just checking to make sure his defense isn’t conceding at the same time.” I love Liverpool, but that’s fantastic.

Alberto Moreno should never suit up against Sevilla again. Ever.

Sandy Cohen takes the cream cheese for me, no doubt about it.

That five finger discount better not fit the glove, otherwise his attorney is going to have to learn to play better defense than his brother. Because if we know anything about possible criminals from Southern California, the Juice is always worth the squeeze.

If that point of contact was the only point of contact, I’d be more inclined to agree with you. But like I said, Monreal’s right foot very clearly came through the back of Sterling’s left a split-second after that photo was taken. Agree to disagree, I suppose.