While Parks and Rec ripped off that style without question, the way The Office tried to justify the reason for the documentary towards the end of the series was a fucking terrible idea.

Well even if it isn’t consistent, he’s still going to get more Champions League minutes this season than he would for Arsenal, that’s for sure.

It’s a bear necessity

At the very least you’re sniffing it, though.

Came here to make a Stephen Ireland comment and you beat me to it.

Surprisingly lucid take, considering your handle.

It’s considered verbal interference in the written rules, although as someone who has played and watched the game for over 20 years I can’t remember a time I’ve ever seen it enforced (although I’ve absolutely done it myself and gotten plenty of deserved “FUCK YOUs” from the guy I dicked over).

I think it’s similar to the way people suggest you’re more likely to get a sunburn on a cloudy day at the beach. Not because of anything the sun is doing, but because you’re a dumbass who thought sunscreen wasn’t still important.

I want to agree, but the idea of “casual American sports fans” following an 18 year old soccer player isn’t quite there yet. It’s getting closer, but I’m not sure how much Fox has to do with it. I want to kill myself for even knowing this, but Colin Cowherd creams his pants every time this kid has a good game and…

Completely agree that they should be paid.

It’s the oldest and dumbest logic in sport.

You do realize that fans outside of the UK are a very, very large part of the reason why the Premier League is what it is, yes?

You missed another part, sir.

Bullshit. I do that too, but TSA wins anyway.

As a Liverpool fan, I echo this headline. Having missed Sadio last season during that tournament, I dread the thought of losing him again along with the newly signed Salah and potential maybe I don’t know but I’m hoping Naby Keita at the same time.

It looked to me like too many players were telling themselves all game long - in an effort to book a ticket to the WC - “don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up, don’t fuck up.”

Dude, I watch soccer all the time. And you.......aren’t wrong.

God this was so fucking accurate when I was in college.

I haven’t been to Vegas, but I will bet every God damn dollar my ex-girlfriend has that this isn’t the first time blood has been drawn in the shape of a penis on someone’s cheek at the MGM.

I just snorted so god damn loud. +1