At the 9:28 mark, when they force him to the ground and start beating the shit out of him, you can hear an officer yell “guy’s resisting!”

I can only imagine the various what the fuck did I do at that party scenarios running through that kid’s mind.

I do not pretend to know as much about these things as anyone who works for a university as a director of sports science. But what the Hell. You aren’t a huge studies guy?

Steelers fan here (and UK, coincidentally).

It’s so dumb, but I can’t help but giggle like an idiot when I imagine the name of the guy was Jerry Qwerty and this was his plan all along.

It’s got to be hard not to love that guy if you’re a Wimbleton fan. Then again, love means nothing to you.

If you have no other choice than to emergency dump in that kind of scenario, then you just need to know we’re all sorry and it’s not your fault.

If you’re a diehard LSU or Stanford fan, I can understand being a little pissed. If you don’t have a dog in the fight, find something else to do that day because the game is meaningless.

It’s been downhill for a while now. There are only so many times you can dodge fate before you get eaten alive. So in that respect, your avatar is just not fair.

That’s the best highlight from a Chino kid since Ryan facesmashed Luke.

Off topic, how sturdy is the closet rack in Drew’s bedroom?

I mean yeah, that is definitely a high profile win. But I think we can all agree the Chelsea on that day were a much different team than the one we are seeing now. You should feel lucky as an Arsenal fan that you faced them when you did, much like I do when Liverpool faced them so early before they started to figure…

I see where you’re going with this take and understand the question marks, but let’s look at the checklist

The team is undoubtedly stronger with Coutinho in the 11, but let’s not diminish Lallana’s role either. In that 5 game span of dropped points you’re referencing, he didn’t play the first two, was a second half sub for the third, and started for the two most recent games in which he has scored 3 and assisted 1.

Quick shout out for the official as well. Mane was pretty clearly fouled on the build-up to two of the goals but he let the play run. And you are correct, he was an absolute menace for their back line.

Lallana is one of those rare cases where I called it a long time ago, and was actually right. He’s as good as his situation. Put him in the right position and watch how important he can become.

*shakes head*

It’s fitting that every word he mutters is the most annoying sound in the world.

He did. And they birthed a child that was equal parts lazy, cynical and mouth-breathing that kept smiling and panting when you hit it in the face with a tennis ball. They named him Bill.