This one is not about me, but my uncle who we will call John. He went to Vanderbilt law school in the early 70s and for a while was actually dating one of Jimmy Buffett’s ex girlfriends. Mind you Jimmy wasn’t as popular as he would become at this point, but was still relatively well known in Nashville. So my uncle…

No. The issue is that you’re a little unsettled about a joke that wasn’t softening the topic of assault on women. It is, despite your protest, very possible to make a lighthearted comment about something serious without being offensive. The untold rules of Deadspin are to know the line, don’t cross it, and be funny.…

Jesus. He got nailed so hard he could start a new religion.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a comment so perfectly in sync with a user handle.

I don’t know about the rest of you Americans, but wearing warm-up pants in middle school was almost always a mistake.

Being surrounded by world class players on his club makes Pulisic look good in a way his US teammates can’t replicate

I will fight anyone who questions “Run Away With Me” being a god damned JAM.

I hope you looked under the sheets first.

Wrote a paper on this very topic in an independent study course with my history professor/adviser. You’re in good company.

Obligatory shout for the 3o for 30 Hillsborough episode on Netflix. Soccer fan or not, it’s the real deal.

This is a boiling take.

Dammit Samer. That’s a slap?

Funny you mention Vorm, because I almost see he and Mignolet as twins. Reliable shot-stoppers who, while they both have weaknesses, have plenty of experience and have put out some impressive performances. If Karius develops, Simon is the perfect backup for Liverpool. Leave things as they are.

Milner is playing out of position, but I would counter that by asking what you think his best position is? He’s played all across the midfield in his career, and he’s more of a Swiss army knife than anything else at this point. Just plug him in somewhere and he will do a job. With Henderson, Can, and Gini, though,…

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn.

The only thing I have a slight disagreement with is Karius. He’s 23. I say give him a year at least before any judgement is made. I’m not saying he’s going to turn into De Gea, but De Gea had a rough first season in the Premier League as well. Also, you don’t get voted by your peers as the second best keeper in the…

Who were sitting in 7th prior to kickoff. And even if it’s still “only Watford,” this game was precisely the scenario where Liverpool have shat the bed in recent years. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen teams in an around Liverpool in the table drop points on Saturday, providing an opportunity to make up…

League debut for Watford, but the guy has plenty of games under his belt with Sunderland.

Skrtel was a plague. And which top teams are you talking about? Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea? 7 out of a possible 9 points, and all away from home.

Golf was my first gut reaction to that question as well. But I’m also a guy who loves sitting my fat ass on the couch during the Sunday Masters - part watching, part asleep, part drunk - and I just can’t say I don’t enjoy it.