Yeah I have no idea what his weekly paycheck is, but I’m sure it’s relatively outrageous. And considering he just turned 25, hopefully you guys get a good return and, if Stoke were to sell, it would be for a decent profit that would help the club move forward. Just get away from that relegation zone!

Must be nice to have secured him in the first place though, yes? There was a collective “WTF?” moment around the world when that move was made official.

Sturridge is an interesting case under this Klopp team. He hasn’t really been unhealthy this season, but the demand that Klopp puts on his front three to press and close down seems to be a bit too much to ask of him right now.  

Certainly not ruled out this early. But getting the shit kicked out of you 4-0 doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence, especially when you have a lot of traditional powers above you.

WARNING: Highlight Truthering Hot TAEK Ahead

I don’t think any of us will be able to top what Eidur Gudjohnsen said via twitter after this game: “Jose still knows how to get the best out of Chelsea.”

Penn State won despite completing only eight passes all game and losing a fumble

Saw that play. Battle (the WVU player) was trying to make a hit on a fumbled catch and his shoulder pad hit the helmet of the receiver as he fell to the ground. What else is he supposed to do?

Even as an American Liverpool fan, it’s way too soon. Not that Liverpool is a step up from Dortmund (at best a lateral move, more realistically a half step down), but can you imagine the English press? They would eat that kid alive. Let him stay in the relative shadows of the Bundesliga and we can revisit that…

You’re really reaching for that low-hanging fruit here Patrick.

The guy is basically the equivalent of Diego Costa or Draymond Green. As good as you might be, you’ve lost the benefit of the doubt.

Samesies. The OJ chase. 9/11. Kevin Ware. I remember exactly where I was.

That actually is him. The one in the upper corner.

I’m so sick of this conspiracy bullshit. Everyone either saw it live or on televised broadcast. Those girls were plenty hot enough to melt Kevin Ware’s tibia.

Don’t even need to click on the image to know what you’re talking about. *jumps off building*

Worse, actually. It looks like a circle within a bigger circle.

^ This.

Pretty much every restaurant these days has menus you can find online beforehand, on your phone as you’re en route, or if you take 8 seconds to walk inside and check out the hard copy version. This should be a very low complaint on restaurant assholiness.

The jeans/workout/basketball thing is why I always hated the Brett Favre Wrangler jeans ads. WHO PLAYS BACKYARD FOOTBALL IN THOSE?