I think that was the joke.

Or maybe they were just having a bit of innocent fun.

Ba dum miss

As a KY native, I wholeheartedly agree with this post. You leave bourbon out of this.

The best part about this clip is seeing Courtois mumble to himself in some manner of dutch/german/french as if to say “Jesus fucking Christ, what am I supposed to do about THAT.”

““You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

If the ball was below him and to the left, then yes. In this case, no.

Something like that does fit the narrative. I’ve never had one myself, but I had the distinct pleasure of being in a car on the interstate when one of my friends - who was driving - had an anxiety attack. A few scary seconds of telling him to slow down, breathe, pull over, and breathe some more. Sudden event that…

Not saying he wasn’t offside. I do think he was.

I actually think it was basically a coin flip for the linesman. Look at the :56 second mark. The ball is already off the foot of the right back/winger, and the forward is just a shade offside. I think there is absolutely an excuse for human error in a millisecond on this occasion.

I feel like I’m more of a Manchester United hater than you are, but even I can’t agree with “haven’t won much of anything in a really long time.” Especially in terms of comparison to the Cowboys.

Maybe juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust offside. But damn. The linesman would have to be on the exact horizontal line with laser vision to be certain and raise the flag.

You leave Kenny Powers out of this.

The snowball effect is starting. Luckily the bigoted idiots will not be prepared to handle such a storm, as proven by Weather Channel coverage every other year.

Kind of hard to beat how bad Torres was in London. 20 goals in 110 games for Chelsea. Cavani has hit at least 16 in each of his 3 seasons at PSG, though admittedly playing against lesser competition.

Devin:

“I disagree. He’s putting himself above the team. It’s his job to sit there and be quiet. I mean for Christ’s sake, catching an eagle is a felony in this great country, and he needs to respect that.”

Even more currently, 5th. Likely 6th when Everton maybe probably should deal with Sunderland tomorrow.

This probably shows my ignorance on multiple levels, but it’s weird to me as casual-at-best fan that Switzerland has had a few world-class tennis players in my brief following of the sport (10ish years).

If you had to designate a staff member to represent each person in the above picture, who would be the puppy?