Perhaps they are relatively low bars to clear, but that’s precisely why this whole debate is so fucking stupid. Because it’s relative. Nobody is putting him in an international all-time 11. Can’t it be ok to say is he unquestionably one of the best Americans ever without also saying he’s internationally elite?

Weren’t you fired, Charlie?

I think it was just how old he looked, not necessarily the athletic appearance. A quick wikipedia search tells me he was 47 when that movie came out. So not terribly outrageous for an actor, but man, that’s a haaaaaard 47.

I’m convinced Chelcie Ross as a major league pitcher might be the biggest stretch of any actor who has ever portrayed a professional athlete.

Yeah, I think the fact that you used “draw” instead of “tie” should have been a clear indicator that you weren’t going for troll status.

Played soccer in college. Can confirm.

Counterpoint: homeboy didn’t want to have to remember another anniversary date.

I just laughed out loud at this take. Not because it’s overtly stupid (it is), but because of the hilarious nature of how you went about it.

I thought the clear part was when he spoke - using words and everything - about the exact message he was trying to send. If it fails after that, it’s not really on Kaep. It’s on the people changing the narrative.

And in Murray, officials usually catch those who are hallucinating fairly.

The funny thing is that Liverpool actually came out of the window with a net profit on transfers, and probably with a better squad - even if only marginally.

I’m also wondering what the reunion with Hazard will be like:

3 things to qualify as a hike:

Well my understanding is that all these academies also have a focus on standard education in some facility, whether it be via an actual classroom or tutoring. So it’s not like they risk becoming mouth-breathing dummies if football doesn’t work out.

Nightowel is any fabric within reach that you can grab when you’re about to climax.

I thought the same thing. And they will fall off the radar in 5 years.

It doesn’t have much to do with it, really. It’s perhaps just worth a mention because A) his tweet makes no sense, B) he spelled Wade’s name wrong, and C) there are undertones of THANKS OBAMA since it happened in Chicago.

Was anyone else secretly hoping for the sound of a gunshot as soon as it was pulled into the tunnel?

Yeah it will be interesting to see how they handle the Saturday-Wednesday-Saturday schedule with so little depth. If I’m Ranieri I’m not necessarily saying it out loud, but I’m thinking I might as well mail those crowded Premier League fixtures in and focus as much on Europe as I can. Who knows how long it may be…

Yeah but does anyone really expect him to see 25 games this season? With all those names that came in, he’s 3rd choice at best at whatever position he might be asked to play.