I can’t tell if it’s a sign of my own immaturity or a sign of brilliant marketing on the part of Sessions Brewing, or both, but anytime I see a bar that stocks their lager I always order a round for my friends because each bottle cap has one of paper-rock-scissors on the underside.

I can see The Onion headline now.

True story:

Yeah that had me wondering as well. Maybe they thought the mainland was 50 and they added Alaska and Hawaii?

I was milliseconds away from starring the OP, and then my middle school geography book woke up, flew out of my mother’s attic, crossed 4 states, and hit me in the face. Sadly, the 87 (and likely growing) people above were not so lucky.

Pawlllllll, roll damn Titleist.

Straight male here.

“Starting a lawn mower” has always been my favorite euphemism for terrible hand jobs.

+1 Charlie Conway

I hate mayo, but I’m almost inclined to believe it will make that piss water somehow taste better.

Whoa, you’re absolutely right.

The OJ chase.

lolwut

*Icelandic slow clap*

When reached for comment, the curator said “that’s going to be a pane in the glass to fix.”

I mean sure, if after Jose is done and Giggs has proven himself, then that could work just fine. But it’s dangerous for anyone (not pointing at you) to assume even the most beloved player could have half the success of SAF. Alan Shearer comes to mind.

True, but at least with soccer you have the Champions League. So while you (usually) see the teams with the biggest budget and biggest names have a relatively easy domestic season, there is always Europe. No such competition for the NBA.

Oh I’m not really an advocate for a shootout to decide a game in any sport. The only point I was trying to make was to counter an absurd statement like “with soccer... OH NO! We gotta play guessy-shoot, cause we can’t jog around the grass anymore!”

Eh, I never got into softball. But cheers to those who have!