I refuse to believe it was only 33 times. 

You’re vastly overestimating the intelligence of Floridians. They’ve already been packing the “socially distanced” bars and restaurants shoulder to shoulder, without masks of course, since enforcement has been a joke. And this is in one of the most left-leaning cities in the state. Idiots are going to idiot, and we’re…

I was a volunteer pollworker (the politically neutral kind who work for the supervisor of elections and sign people in) a few times in the early 2000s. In the 2004 presidential election, when voting machines were a new thing and everyone was laser focused on the voting process, there were pollwatchers from both…

I’ve largely stopped reading the AV Club because they seem to hate virtually every show they review. I haven’t read any of their reviews of this show before this one. It might not have been the greatest show ever, but I really enjoyed it, and I’m surprised at the vitriol of both this review and almost literally every…

Home Chef just about changed my life. I feel dumb saying this, but in three months it taught me basic cooking skills that I somehow got through decades of life without learning.

Home Chef just about changed my life. I feel dumb saying this, but in three months it taught me basic cooking skills…

Right, does anyone think these are anything but a last, desperate resort if you can't get proper PPE?

Interestingly, some of our local food service establishments have come up with a way to keep business afloat: Solicit people to buy food for hospital workers and first responders. It’s both brilliant and a nice idea, although it would be better if they weren’t selling things like $70 trays of tiny frou frou cupcakes.

Technically that would be median rather than average, but sure. :)

By fortunate coincidence, no.

I’m pretty sure I don’t have COVID-19, but I’m having a hell of a time getting over garden-variety bronchitis, and that makes me nervous about my chances when it does come calling. A cold virus that bounced off other people went straight into my lungs, which is the common denominator of the unlucky 2% of COVID-19…

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

I’m assuming that the most Radiolab way to send someone off involves interrupting them every other sentence to restate what they just said with exaggerated inflection.

How long is your commute?

No actual movie is ever going to satisfy Star Wars fans, because what they want is to feel the same way they felt when they were seven years old, watching the first movie for the first time. Since that’s impossible, they’re settling for trashing every movie that gets made, while projecting their hopes and dreams onto…

Thank you for this.

Yes, obviously the intent of reminding people at large that it’s possible to drink from a cup without a straw was to shame people with disabilities, remove any reasonable accommodation and force them to choke on their future beverages.

If you have a Discover It card, this quarter's 5% cash back categories include Target.com, so you can stack that too.

If you have a Discover It card, this quarter's 5% cash back categories include Target.com, so you can stack that too.

Cobra sounds thematically appropriate for this president.

The one you call a reading pillow, I have only ever heard referred to as a husband. Not like, “Haha, I don’t need a reading pillow because I lean on my husband,” but the actual term for that shape of pillow. I’m not crazy, google it.

The one you call a reading pillow, I have only ever heard referred to as a husband. Not like, “Haha, I don’t need a…

Try having a beloved cat with an early stage brain tumor whom you can’t bear to put down yet, because he’s still mostly normal and enjoying life except for repeatedly getting confused and peeing on the carpet. You will become intimately familiar with the wonders of vinegar, alternated with Nature’s Miracle. The sheen…

Try having a beloved cat with an early stage brain tumor whom you can’t bear to put down yet, because he’s still…