Yeah, I will eventually. The whole daughter not wanting to be seen with me is a point in favor of the overalls.

I thought it was going to be Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman.

I think that a Miley Alt-Country album would whip all of the ass.

Not saying she’s Dolly (she’s also 24), but I think you may be the first person I’ve ever heard of who didn’t think she killed her cover of Jolene, including her godmother Dolly. That’s interesting, I mean I’m kind of over the song because I just think it’s so played out and overdone, but I think Miley’s is as good a…

Like Beef-a-roni, Kraft mac and cheese has not held up as I’ve become an adult. Lunchables have though. Awesome as a kid, awesome as an adult!

My only concern about Miley Cyrus is that her dad, now officially known by his last name, is starting to resemble an even creepier version of John Travolta than John Travolta who, by the way isn’t referred to as just Travolta but is still creepy.

They took his home his kids and his land for worthless beads? No? Then you have no idea what you are talking about.

I...believe him, actually. A lot of newly-sober people acquire hobbies to stay busy in the time they previously would have spent boozing/using.

USED TO LOVE BRAD, BUT NOW HE LOOKS OLD. JUST THOUGHT I’D COMMENT THE SAME WAY AS MEN COMMENT ABOUT AGING ACTRESSES ON EVERY COMMENT SECTION ON THE INTERNET. FEEL THE FEMALE GAZE.

The most heartbreaking part about this whole saga is that it may have forced a mediocre white tech dude to admit that he can’t do everything. I mean, can you imagine the pathos of that moment, when he realized that his misguided bravado and the penis swinging between his legs just weren’t enough anymore?

Yes! As quotable as any movie ever and the music is perfect. One of my favorite exchanges:

My hair feels so...short watching this video.

I think one of his last comments was for me to take my “mydol.” Leave it to a man to misspell Midol.

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

“never let the sun rise or set on the bowel obstruction” used to be the saying.

This is part of what I’m saying. If a daughter has intimate knowledge of her father’s sex life, that’s a red flag.

Oh honey, just ‘cause he’s nice to you and nice to people when you’re around doesn’t mean he’s incapable of horrible acts.

This makes me sad. Denial is a hell of a drug. It really is an amazing thing. I was a drug addict and lost my car and was evicted and finally came clean to my parents, no pun intended. When I told them I was an addict they would *not* believe me. We fought for days. They just couldn’t handle the news.

I’d like to add: if you really particular about how a chore gets done and don’t like how the other person does it, then make it one you do yourself or learn to live with things not being ‘perfect’.

This person also claims that assigning a number to a person and stripping them of their name is not psychologically harmful. I would not engage.