I get the feeling Drake is pretending 99 percent of the time. To the point where he no longer recognizes Aubrey Drake Graham in the mirror. It doesn’t happen much, but you can see a glimpse of Aubrey here:

I’m indifferent to whichever team wins this series because both teams have things to like about them - and either team will no doubt get curb stomped by Golden State in the finals. But that Toronto crowd is fun and I’d like to see them win this one on their home court. Hold on, they’re going home, etc.

I always thought a woman's mid-life crisis was when a woman realizes she does 90% of the housework and childcare and divorces her husband's who "never saw that coming." 

You should also check out boygenius! It’s Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, and Julien Baker. They’re incredible.

That “what if your father raped someone” question is absolutely fucking disgusting. I know the lawyer was just doing her job etc but JFC.

Imagine being the woman who sleeps with Kid Rock, Jack Osbourne and Dax Shepard.  Why would you even ADMIT it?

It is a ton of work and expensive. In the scheme of things, $21 is nothing for a holiday meal. I also notice that neither Staceyjas or her partner are offering to step up and help out with the meal or the expense. Instead Staceyjas has the nerve to say it’s not like her MIL is destitute. Some people are very free about…

Cliff and Claire tried to warn Elvin not to quit medical school to open that wilderness store.

jamie lee is my dad’s #1 celeb crush.

It’s really such a dick move to keep someone’s dead dad’s guitar, I honestly can’t believe it.

Yes, eyelids can sweat. Also, men can cry about stuff if they feel like it, it’s really not that big a deal. My (soon to be ex) husband acts like he’s being held hostage by terrorists when someone cries around him. The few times he has cried around me, he apologized afterward, as if he had done something awful. I feel…

Legitimately thought that said Orlando Bloom until I clicked through, lol. I’m not quite awake this morning.

Yeah, my mom is always chasing diet fads to make herself “feel better and more energetic”. Afaik she doesn’t actually have any gastrointestinal symptoms. 80% sure she’s just clinically depressed and in denial.

Ah, the memories... of which I have none because I huffed freon.

This isn’t entirely related, but it’s funny how the “yoga community” doesn’t have one single Indian. I hate that it’s become so associated with upper middle class white women and their “wellness” moment.

I would love to work out a comprehensive list of The Worst Characters introduced and promptly sent into the Parking Lot of No Return with all of you!

Jennifer Garner doesn’t get enough credit for playing the game. In one post she reminded people she’s single (on a night where she looked spectacular), promoted two of her projects, and showed that she can laugh at herself, making her super relatable. Ben Affleck never deserved her.

If my calculations are correct, she was single and lonely for approximately 75 years, and somehow her womb is 5000 years old.

It really irritates me how the “difficult” reputation follows women around. You know what? Her storyline DID suck on Grey’s.

Not that we have to hold hands and sing kumbaya all the time, but honestly, what is the point of articles like this? What inspired you? I hate Chelsea Handler, so why don’t I write an article about how much her new business venture is gonna suck.