I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

What’s the treatment for a concussion again?

I thought it was to get around copyright infringement issues?

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

Except for when he sat his bare ass on that female trainer’s face in college.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

I think their response should be quoted for just how much of an appeal to emotion it is.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

You must be new here. Joey makes a joke on every Deadspin post. Is likely unemployed.

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Sometimes people are assholes, sometimes they have a disease.

HANS Solo dies at the hand of his son.

its so cute how you think you play for the team

To be clear, you’re pointing out that video game people aren’t real people. At this moment in time, you believe this to be the point of the conversation, or you think it’s adding something.

So you don’t understand the point of art, especially art that depicts things in real life. Writing essays in high school must be tough.

Do you also get confused when people talk about characters in a book as if they’re meant to be people? C’mon, they’re just shapes and sounds that make up words.

“Until you allow the breast-adjustment mechanics and swimsuit to stay in the game, I will learn Japanese and play only the Japanese version of the game so that I can enjoy my 13 year old fanservice the way God intended.”