I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

What’s the treatment for a concussion again?

I thought it was to get around copyright infringement issues?

So. Don’t. Fucking. Click.

Except for when he sat his bare ass on that female trainer’s face in college.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

I think their response should be quoted for just how much of an appeal to emotion it is.

Are we ruling out the possibility that he’s secretly sworn to the Dallas Cowboys, though?

The probability of any particular customer getting sick from eating at Chipotle is about 1 in 12,500 (based on 60 people made sick out of an estimated 750,000 daily customers based on Chipotle’s data).

So you are saying that you are safer at Chipolte than the sum total of all danger of all other food sources in aggregate. Which is a meaningless comparison statistically.

Food poisoning in the US occurs mostly from Norovirus, than Salmonella, Clostridium P., and Campylobacter.

Agree with the thought process for sure, but statistically safer than what? We’d have to compare them to peer organizations, not everyone who ever eats ever. I probably feed myself salmonella all the time at home*, and that’s going into the 1 in 1500 stat. As a purveyor of food, I expect Chipotle to have higher…

You must be new here. Joey makes a joke on every Deadspin post. Is likely unemployed.

Wonderful Kinja.

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Sometimes people are assholes, sometimes they have a disease.

HANS Solo dies at the hand of his son.

its so cute how you think you play for the team