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DB = DeBarge

Bigger number. I am worth a gillion.

They throw their cocaine trays at mirrors and scream “I’M A STAR, BITCH” a lot, but that happened before too.

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This is actually a common myth. In reality it stands for “Da Bes”.

So are Orlove and Ballabanana acting like celebrity douche nozzles yet, demanding their soy lattes in nice coffee mugs instead of pauper paper cups? Or nah?

Jealous clutch - The clutch on the Saturn SL2 driven by my 17 year old neighbor who thinks high rpm dumps at every opportunity is awesome, is very jealous of the clutch in either of my cars.

“It’s called freedom. You should try it sometime.”

It eats up her rear tires every 19,000 miles. She’s reconsidering. LOL

Thank you for this. It is a brief blip of levity and happiness during this waking nightmare that is my life.

It’s OK. I understand. I don’t want it either.

I DON’T WANT YOUR COMPANY OKAY

Fancy Kristen,

Not gonna lie. As a kid, I reeeely wanted to live in this place:

It’s Friday at last! What weekend plans do you have with your Dodge Daytona Shelby Z?