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I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

The medical term for miscarriage is spontaneous abortion. A D&C is the procedure used for both elective abortion and for incomplete spontaneous abortion - there’s not some other way of doing it for women who wanted their babies than there is for women who don’t.

hello, please be my friend and tell me always about animals and ancient creatures and dinosaurs and stuff.

I knew I'd find someone smarter than Stephen Hawking on Gizmodo.

There is nothing, NOTHING, in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people.

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Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

NEVER REACH ACROSS MY BAR, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

The only help you need is directions to his home.

I would pay a $20 cover charge and wait an hour for my cocktail to watch that.

Pinkham’s law.

Re: Gluing the tip jar down:

I’ll take “allergic to geometry” for $10, please.

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server

Actually, not necessarily true. I have many times warned customers away from a particular product. Usually it was actually because the product was bad.

I got a free IUD through a grant at Denver Health a couple years ago. Making jokes about my government issued IUD will never get old.

THANKS, OBAMA!

Maybe well be super lucky and get a few "Well I'm thin [complete with height, measurements and numbers] and a doctor was impatient and abrupt with me one time. I think doctors are impatient with everyone period. Maybe fat people are just being too sensitive?" too.

It's the last group it's completely ok to publicly talk shit about.