I just DIED at how cute this is. HOLY COW.

THIS. MOAR. MOAR. DON'T STAHP.

I just threw up all over my keyboard.

God I want to see this so bad. So bad. So bad. Everyone go see this so they make more movies like this, about fairly normal people that deal with terrible problems that aren't cute or cool or romantic but just horrendous and heartbreaking. I can't make any sense right now and I need to go cry so please excuse me.

Right? Like, yes, putting words to paper and expressing yourself is a noble and worthy action. Actually being a writer, as in, somebody that shapes their craft in such a way that it holds up to certain commonly held standards of publication, learning how to use the tools and rules (and maybe how to eventually bend…

It's partially because of the "disparity of force" argument in legal proceedings/theory. Basically, the use of lethal force is justified (as opposed to non-lethal means), if your attacker is in some way more able to use force than you are. So like, if they are way bigger than you, or if there are five of them or one…

As a multi-published novelist, I think one of my biggest ones is people that say they're a writer, but they've NEVER written anything. Also, people that have never written anything that coach other writers.

I was scared but then you fixed it! YAY!

That was my first thought, too. Like, "oh, I on Jez, hey!"

Thank you because I was gonna do what you did but you did it.

THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO BECAUSE EVERYTHING IN THE NEWS IS HORRIBLE.

Also chihuahuas. I have one that vaulted from a chair, to a table, to a countertop, pulled a rotisserie chicken in the plastic clamshell down from the counter to the floor, ate a hole through the plastic, and was going to town on some fresh chicken WHILE I WENT OUT TO GET THE MAIL.

Please i want one please. Yes please. *yum*

Why does everything I read today make me feel like curling into a ball and dying?

I can't stop screaming in my head. I can't stop screaming in my head.

Seriously, any woman that has had a miscarriage and lost it and then has to read that hateful shit — it's a miracle I don't just murder more people, is what I'm sayin.

@Joseph, @notaburner. Please, both of you marry me. Because, win.

Welp, let's see.

I tried to read this article, but all I could hear was screaming in my head.

Yeah, that's true, there are. At the same time, the entire health-insurance-no-cover-baby-pills debacle is about control. Religious conservatives want to be able to impose their control and worldview over women's contraceptive rights. They want insurance makers, employers, and doctors to participate in a…