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Lex Walker
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It's literally a trailer for Monster Trucks? But what if the monster truck doesn't have a trailer hitch?

"Annnd you just killed the only character I care about 30 minutes in. You bastards."

You wish, even a used Anal Bumcover will cost you upwards of $2400. There's a shortage, that's just the fair market price.

Yeah, this is good, but Tuskaroo Bonzai would be better.

Is that an offer?

Fair point. Edited to reflect a non-specific gender.

…and his terrifying unconscious knowledge of angry German.

Well if you want to inherit it from your great uncle, you don't have much of a choice.

Honestly though, CEO is a bit of a step down from POTUS for Empty Chair. I guess Clint Eastwood's roast of Empty Chair did some damage to its reputation.

Business was booming once again within the hour.

So that clarifies why the guys from The State didn't go to class, but what's Franco's excuse?

——Joke—->

Spaceship Warlock: just a long, playable movie with text prompts and the occasional moment of interaction. And because you couldn't really save, when you got to a place about 30 minutes in where you had to fight a mugger in an alley, if you didn't win, you had to start all over.

That settlement fight where you're trapped in shipping yard and there's no good place to really hunker down is the part of the game I dread everytime I revisit the game. I don't even mind the platform or escaping the collector ship, and I don't mind the Harbinger either (because the maxed out Reave ability makes him

You all figuratively just used literally incorrectly.

No one has ever said "Don't jog with scissors".

Which is kind of sad. There are 8, Marc. You should have been done immediately.

Dickshin is a well documented medical condition. Don't discriminate.

Man, she just won't shut up about this. She just drones on and on about these flying death machines.

Is he a vegetarian?