I was wasn't I. I missed it. Damn.

Okay, if we're just saying that then you still haven't answered the question, unless I'm missing some sort of super subtle subtext in your statement.

You mean he was texting his lines in? How'd they convert it to audio?

It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job! I am going to go out there tonight and give the best performance of my life.

Who did you maim to get in the game?

::Oliver Stone rewatches Savages::
"Nevermind, I agree." - Oliver Stone

Dirty, colorful, epileptic seizure-causing clown sex.

I've raised up some funds,
I can back your plans,
I'm investing cash,
Make you a rich man.

It would seem the trade off of Sonic being able to really move, is that, Sonic, he's got an attitude.

Twist: Bryan Cranston has always been a talking panda, Breaking Bad just boasted the most lifelike CGI of all time.

I don't know if Sidekick actually needed help. People were starting to text more and more and it was one of the first non-Blackberry phones that really put texting at the forefront of its focus. People were going to flock to that phone (and others like it) no matter what until on-screen keyboards came along.

Who needs toothpaste when you can just pour sugar in your mouth?

"Because of you , I never stray too far from Kiwi-strawberry…"

Meryl Streep? Or Daniel Day-Lewis method acting as Meryl Streep?

That's the only time when Chevy Chase could have been elected. People still liked him then.

Quentin Tarantino, the actor.

…or "I've detected an Agomotto infection in your womb's eye."

"Someone finally smashed Prometheus and Alien together into one film"

Uno what? I never saw that.

Dammit, Reggie. You just transformed Michael McDonald from a musical punchline to an artist I should maybe revisit and give another chance to.