Well yeah, I'd have to imagine after having the first person and second person blow jobs in such quick succession that the third person's blow job wouldn't be very effective. A guy needs time to recharge/reload/etc.

You were supposed to consult your physician if it the effects lasted longer than 4 hours or caused your penis to grow to the size of a national monument.

Seems like good odds that Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller used Roosevelt Franklin as their visual basis for Walter (who is basically just Roosevelt with his hair parted) when they made their first Muppet movie.

Ah yes, Lee Harvey Oswald, inventor of the gun. What an innovative spirit, that one.

The background track of Shake It Off actually makes it sound like Kendrick is singing a little and not just mumbling in his typical monotone fashion.

Silhouette puppets who fellate silhouette puppets are the happiest silhouette puppets.

To be scientifically accurate, both spiders and mosquitoes are technically bloodsuckers.

Dammit, WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY THREE-HEADED WOMAN ON TOASTER FETISH!?!

Good at understanding alliteration, bad at understanding when games about alliteration are following a wrongly truncated definition of alliteration.

Except it does, if the pattern game is alliteration, "Rusty Crustacean" follows suit.

Except your example is predicated on a very personal, subjective perspective of what bacon is as opposed to what the meat cut definition of bacon is, and thus requires one to ignore the larger definition. And the larger definition of alliteration (aka the one that English professors/teachers know to be true) says…

That's like saying a ham sandwich isn't a sandwich because once you specify the type of sandwich it ceases to be a sandwich.

Consonantal was an adjective describing alliteration. Ergo, Rusty Crustacean is (consonantal) alliteration.

Alliteration: the commencement of two or more stressed syllables of a word groupeither with the same consonant sound or sound group (consonantal alliteration)

Alliteration doesn't require words start with the same letter, just that the same sound (rus) appear close together on multiple occasions. Hence, Rusty Crustacean is alliterative.

Yes, it is. You may need to read up on alliteration.

Rusty Crustacean?

All I see is a Hatin' that's about to eat a Lovin'. Probably with a large fries and soda, to double down on the Monopoly stickers.

It inflated some vaginas?

Who is Dr. Sexalot?