This is dumb, I'm outta here. Tootles.

"flows like God's tears"

I was never allowed to handle soap as a kid, my mother was afraid its edges would cut me. And bubble baths? It's like a cloud of razor blades.

Pffft, if you really have to concentrate to blow up someone's head with your thoughts, then you're not very good at it. /unearned condescension

Yarp.

THAT's Tennessee mud wrestling?! Oh…then what's that one where the chicks wail on one another?

Is the position of Dungeon Master still available?

And Nintendos made of coconuts!

I know a few kings willing to knight people for the right price.

How high up on the Tit Chain of Command must one climb before they're a Sir?

I'll take 13 episodes!!

You will kindly address the CEO of Tits as "Sir", not "man". He's earned at least that much respect.

So Gilligan's Island but all of the characters are lovable/deplorable losers, not just some of them.

We do have policies against cruel and unusual punishment. UNLESS it's then filmed as a reality TV show, so they could have made it work.

At which point they'll give us ZTV2 for their classic Zebra programming, but it too will eventually shift its focus, this time to Mountain-based wrestling leagues.

The event, by contrast, was 100% pure borium.

'Twas never going 'twerk.

What effect does pantsing Dikachu have? I'm curious and want to begin tests.

I can't wait until they absorb the Zebra Channel. ALL ZEBRA. ALL THE TIME.

I'm sorry, but there's always people to be killed. I'd help, but I'm busy eating pies.