You can always tell when a child has been raised on the Milford system.

Takeaway point: psychologically traumatizing your child can get you 2-3 weeks of peace and quiet.

Talk about a missed opportunity for a Morbo joke.

I was saying Boo-no

All of the reviews for the ones on Angie's List were very discouraging.

Only if you come into direct contact with its sauces or juices.

Pretty sure Abraham Lincoln said it first.

I've always found the people in the mirror universe are oddly indifferent to me masturbating on them.

I've been meaning to hire a sandwich fluffer, but I just can't find an affordable one.

Good news, everyone! We somehow failed to mention Futurama, which not only featured a scientist among its main cast, but was also in part written by them (and mathematicians). Wait…that's not good news at all.

Now I may be a simple country hyperchicken lawyer (buh-quawk) but I say, now I say, I ain't never seen no birdman pass the bird law bar, or perch as we (buh quawk) call it.

UNLESS YOU COUNT OUR CASTING CHOICES!

Real heroes don't need an edge. They are the edge.

Does it really matter how fast we get to the time machine? We can just jump further back in time to compensate.

So regicide is it? You just had to hog the throne.

How dare you speak ill of Gordon Frohman, sausage prince of Chicago.

::remains dead because that's how death works…usually::

Blub glub glub glub ::gasps and dies from lack of oxygen::

::stammers:: Uh, I mean, or so I'd imagine.

As a professional clownfish who is also a member of Clownfish of America International —- blub glub glub glub.