How many times does my client have to ask you to please just call him Darryl when referring to him in your online comments? My client, the curator of the largest Disney princess memorabilia collection in the Carolinas, just wants the respect and recognition he deserves. That includes specific mentions in comment…

What can I say? The X-caliber of my jokes is unmatched.

Box office trends come and go, but lunch — everybody eats lunch! Lunchboxes are where the future's at my friend! Invest in the lunchbox market and never look back!

And would a little bit on the economics and clerical happenings involved in running an interstellar mining and shipping company be too much to ask for?

Xenomorph: Warrior Princess

Finally, an Alien movie that will focus on the complex relationship dynamics and rich characterization that the original was known for with none of that obnoxiously thrilling Sci-Fi horror blend nonsense.

So you're unsure too? Does anyone know!?!

But if you never advance past middle-aged, is it really middle-aged? Whoa

I pity the fool who doesn't know how to read that line correctly *cough* Halle *cough*

Way to X-force a joke. Unlike this one.

It's a pretty simple interface:

Truckules? I love that guy.

Yes, I too have stories from growing up in Detroit.

Fun Fact: Horse Hockey causes 600% more "shotgun to the head after an injury" related horse deaths than horse racing.

Narrowly beating out "You're Gonna Have Green Urine Splash" for that title.

See, now that's exactly the joke I was expecting for a headline.

Like the woman whose milk catgirl stole!

I would also have accepted http://instantrimshot.com/i… or a properly formatted datafile.

That's an ugly lie spread by the human arm donor lobby.

Goddammit.